A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting me.”He says, “That’s not my ring…It’s my wristwatch.”
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I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy,” Priscilla responded. “He did. That’s why I have to take every precaution.”
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having sex!””Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks. “Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day”, he answers back.”That’s not so much”, says the
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says “OK,, just grip it like you do your husband’s member”.After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom out of his pocket, and asks the pharmacist howmuch it would cost to repair the condom. The pharmacist replied that including replacing the band and spotwelding the holes, it would cost 26 pence, but that for
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by hernext husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, “At least they’refinally together.”A guy sitting in
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front tire went flat. The model said, “Driver, I don’t have time to wait for road service. Can you change it yourself?” The driver said, “Sure.” He got out of the car and proceeded to change the