If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?The Swallow. Sent by Denise
Category: Sex Jokes
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A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS YOUR DAUGHTER SEXUALLY ACTIVE?”THE REDNECK SAYS,”NAW, SHE JUST LAYS THERE LIKE HER MOTHER.Sent by BOBBY
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you ever get to feeling horny?””Yes,”her friend replied. “What do you do about it?””I usually suck on a Lifesaver.”After a moment of stunned silence her friend asked, “Well, what beach do you go to?”
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts raping her. After the rapist is done, he says, “Hey Sister, what are you going to tell the other Sisters now?””I’ll tell them the truth, that you grabbed me, threw me to the ground, and
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!””Oh yeah?” said Little Johnny, “My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!””Really?”Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, ‘Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!’”