A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice-looking woman is driving and smells liquor on her breath. He says, “I’m going to have to give you the breathalyzer test to determine if you are
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Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after sex: “Next!”Redhead after sex: “Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid.”
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones you throw back, The good-sized ones you take home for dinner, and The big ones you mount.”
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?”The woman replies, “I’m a
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?””Yes,” she replied in a loud voice, “I’m the receptionist at the V.D. clinic.”