In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its creation. One small feature bothered me though. The three wise men were wearing firemen’s helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a “Quik Stop” on
Category: Religion Humor
Total 121 Posts
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith the preacher’s sermon he stopped on the way out to shake his hand.”Preacher, I’ll tell you, that was a DAMNED fine sermon.” The preachersays “Why thank you sir, but we don’t used profanity in the house
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,” he said, ” I’m afraid I’ll not be seeing you in Heaven one day.””Really, Father?” slurred Paddy. “What have you done?”
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One wore a large cross on his chest and the other – a starof David. Of course, most of the church goers generously gave to thecross wearer and the other was overlooked.Finally the Pastor approached the Jew
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, “Tell me,Becky, have you heard by chance what’s going on in Rome?””No,” said Mrs Finkelstein. “I haven’t. What’s going on in Rome?””A meeting of high Catholic churchmen has, among
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priestexplained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a fewpaces back and pitched the money towards the circle. Whatlanded in the circle he kept and what landed outside thecircle god
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what they wanted to bewhen they grew up.A twelve-year-old said, “I want to be a prostitute.”The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot. When theyrevived her, she raised her head from the ground