There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned him. The Salvation Army gent said, “Ma’am, you may be forgiven, as a pitiable victim of circumstances. Tell me, are you familiar with the concept of ‘original sin’?”The hooker replied, “Well, maybe and maybe not. But
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The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her boobs almost hanging out. He couldn’t concentrate on his message to the flock, so he dismissed the service and asked to speak
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat.Astonished, one of them says, “I went to my parents wedding last week andwe all got rat-arsed.”Being quick on the uptake the second one
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a million years to me is like a second to you.”So the man asks, “God how much is a million dollars to you?”And God answered, “Son a million dollars to me is like one penny to you.”So
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.”The Priest says, “Is that you, Tommy?Tommy says “Yes father, it’s me.”The Priest says “Who was the woman you were with?”Tommy says “I cannot tell you, father, because I don’t
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out the rear door of the Vatican and is walkingthrough the back alleys of Rome when he sees a ten-year-oldboy smoking a cigarette. The Pope gently says to him, “Youngman, you’re much too young to smoke!”The kid