Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses “I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days.” and Moses says “Yeah sure.” So Jesus gets up and says “I think I’ll walk on the water, that was always
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The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot from the lake shore. The pastor had to make a trip to the port-a-pottylocated on the shore, so he got out of the boat, walked across the water and in the same matter, came back to
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around and duck inside. “Ah, will you look at that?” One ditch digger said.”What’s our world comin’ to when men of th’ cloth are visitin’ suchplaces?”A short time
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrivedwithout her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied toher head. The
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older priest what he should give a cocksucker.”Oh,” says the older priest, “give the altar boy a dollar or so, if you feel like it. Personally, I never give them more than fifty cents.”