Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 cucumbers. The guy advises: “Sisters, if you buy 3 crates, that’s 150, you’ll get a 25% discount !” The nuns look at each other, and after a prolonged period of thinking one whispers to the
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Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife in bedwith the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack ofcigarettes. One of the old villagers came up to him and said.”Good morning Vicar, how be you and the wife?” The
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked how much the cucumbers were. The merchant said thatthey were 4 for a dollar. The nuns said okay.The puzzled merchant asked why they needed four cucumbers whenthere were only three of them.A nun answered back, “Well,
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course. After arriving at the club house,he was told that the only way he could play today was if hewas willing to play along with three nuns. He agreed and set off with the nuns
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest asked, “What did you do, my son?””I lusted,” the fellow replied.”Tell me about it,” the priest said.The fellow then related his story. “Father, I am a deliverymanfor UPS. Yesterday I was making a delivery in the
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of caps with “WWJD”printed on all of them. He was puzzled over what the letterscould mean, but couldn’t figure it out, so he asked the clerk.The clerk replied that the letters stood