The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.””What is it, child?””Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirrorand tell myself how beautiful I am.”The priest turned, took a good look at the girl,and said, “My

The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men burst into thechurch and said “Whoever is not willing to take a bulletfor Jesus better leave now.” More than half of thecongregation jumped up and ran out the door. The two men took off