Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state ofagitation. “Father!” she cried, “just WAIT until you hear this!”The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, ” Now just calmdown and tell me what has you so
Category: Religion Humor
Total 121 Posts
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair with a woman… almost.” The priest says,”what do you mean almost?” The man says, “Well, we got undressed and rubbed togetherbut then I stopped.” The priest replies, “Rubbing together is the same as puttingit in. You’re
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane wasbeing rocked by some severe turbulence. So this kindly old lady looked upon Death’s door, and said to her papal neighbour. ‘Father, surely you can do something about this…’To which
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be right back after these messages…”
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other. Since their schedulesintertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car.So they did. They drove it home and parked it in thestreet between their establishments. A few minutes later, the rabbi looked
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes andkegs of beer. He asks a nearby demon if this isreally hell, and what was so bad about the place.”Well,” said the demon, “the kegs all have holes inthe bottoms, and the blondes
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.St. Peter asked the lawyer his name and looked it up inhis book. He then asked the Pope for his name, and lookedit up in his book also.