I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.””What is she doing?”, the pal asks.”Waiting for me to get home.”
Category: Relationship Humor
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The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her to fancy restaurants and expensive resorts. Finally, he proposed, “Bernie, if you will marry me, I have enough money to provide you with anything your little heart desires.””Sorry John.” she replied. “I’m not ready to settle
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most. “When I die I will dig
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage.- Anything else? – NO, thanks, – Maybe, your wife needs something ? – Oh, yeah. Thank you for your reminder. Do you sell greeting cards ?
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He’s laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, “What the hell was that?”
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said, “Stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you to.” she whispered. “Just