Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes towear.”The other one says, “I’m getting divorced for the same reasons.”
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A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in themirror. He asks, “What are you doing?”She replies, “I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breastsof a 25 year old.”The husband retorts, “Well, what did he say about your 50
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on theFerris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So the wifewent on the ride by herself.The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out andlanded in a heap at her husband’s
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!””Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don’t make me smile.”
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. Heasked if they had a license and, when they didn’t, sent them off to getone. They caught the town clerk just as he was
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding backside. He commented, “Boy, your ass is getting big.almost asbig as the gas grill here.” She angrily stomped across the yard, and hefollowed saying, “Yep, that thing is getting huge.” At this, the wiferetreated to the
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things.” “Well,” the doctor replied, “go home and tonight stand about 15