Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, “Myhusband wants me to ask you…””I know, I know.” the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on hershoulder, “I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until
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A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised and says, I don’t have a headache!” He says, “Aha!”
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the new tenant’s neighbor. “Why on earthdid you get married?””I suppose it was the old business of ‘opposites attract’,”was the reply. “He wasn’t pregnant and I was.”
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, “Don’t unleash the beast in me.”The wife snickered and replied, “Unlike a lot of women, ‘dear’, I’m not the least bit afraid of a mouse.”
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible towomen you are?”The flattered husband said, “No, dear they haven’t.”The wife yells, “Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the partytonight?”
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?” The farmer said,”Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce’s.”The attorney said, “well do you have any grounds?” The farmersaid, “Yea, I got about 140 acres.” The attorney said, ”
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum said, “No.”The man asked, “Will you gamble it away?”The bum said, “No.”Then the man asked, “Will you come home with me so my wife cansee what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”