“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven. “One more thing that heatsup instantly and goes off in twenty seconds.”
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She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always bare you in mind.”
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date. She came outof the shower wrapped in a bath towel and said,”I’m sorry I’m late but I was shopping and losttrack of time. Would you like to see me in mynew dress?””I would like nothing better.”
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she willnever open. The bride agrees.After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer hasbeen left ajar. She peeks in and sees 3 golf balls and $6,000.She confronts
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending hundreds of dollars?””Because I’m a prostitute.”
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married. On theirwedding night they settle into the bridal suite and the bride says to her newgroom, “Please be gentle… I am still a virgin.” The startled groom says “How canthat be? You’ve been married twice…”The bride