John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end says, “This is Susan. We met a partyabout 3 months ago.”John: “Hmm… Susan? about 3 months ago?”Susan: “Yes, it was at Bill’s house. After the party you tookme home. On the way we parked and got
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Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the third week in a row, it was raining too hard to play.Bill: Well, Bob, what do you want to do now?Bob: Darts?Bill: Nah.Bob: Shoot some pool?Bill: Nah.Bob: Cards?Bill: Nah. Hey, I’ve got an idea. We can
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put in it?Wife: You wear briefs, don’t you?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent. Wedding cake!
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as he always does whenMary Clancey came up to him in tears.”What’s bothering you so, dear?” inquired Farther O’Grady.”Oh, father, I’ve got terrible news.” Replied Mary.”Well what is it, Mary?””Well, my husband, passed away last night, Father.””Oh,
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses.”Boy,” said the farmer, “that sure makes me want todo the same.””Well, go ahead,” said his girlfriend. “It’s your cow.”