Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a woman.
Category: Relationship Humor
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery table, legs up in the stirrups. Suddenly, he sees the topof a head push through. Then the baby pops its head out and saysto the doctor, “Are you my dad?”. The doctor says, “No, I am
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really having a difficult time. The kite wasswinging wildly, not exactly what you’d describe asstable, so his wife sticks her head out the door andsays, “Gee Ralph, it looks like you need more tail.” Ralph replies “Make
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floorof the living room naked. Wife yells, “help, help, I am havinga heart attack”, the husband runs in the other room to call thedoctor when one of his kids
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, “That’s it, one last timebefore I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver.”Sam’s wife looked