This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone, and says, “I’ll be home in an hour.” “Perfect,” she replies.The man thinks her agreement is because the Doctor told him to take his Viagra

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to let your wife bully you,” he said. “Go home and show her you’re the boss.” The husband decided to take the doctor’s advice. He wenthome, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife’s face, and

The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they checked into the resort hotel. Next morning at eightsharp, the groom came into the dining room whistling a gay tune, sat downat a table and ordered ham and eggs. The smile on his face and the

I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage, and then his wife. He drank some, then said, “Well, what it comes down to Jimmy, is… well… my wife knows nothing of my wants and needs… she’s hardly ever in the mood

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites, and so does she.

The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when she felt the grass rustle beneath her skirt. She smiled and said “Easy sweetheart, you’re dead now ya know.”

A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say “Uh-huh” or “Yes dear” or “I’m sorry” ?