The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to you, young lady,” began the medic,as he regained som of his professional dignity,”that you discontinue some of your running around.Stop drinking so much, cut down on your smoking, andabove all you will have to start eating
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On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, “my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.”The beautiful young woman opens her robe,
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride.”What’s the problem?””I want to hit that adulterin’ bitch for breach of contract,” snapped the oil man.”I don’t know if that will fly,” said the lawyer. “I mean your wife isn’t
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950’s high school home economics textbookHave dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal–on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three different kinds of sex? First, there’s House Sex: That’s when you make love all over the house: on the floor, on the kitchen table, in the garage, anywhere, anytime — much like two crazed rabbits. Then
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for who they are.What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them onlybecause no other woman wants him.What men want in a woman: A combination of Carol Brady and Pamela LeeAnderson; Wonderful
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; “You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedez. I figure that if she