A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,
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A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.””But I buried your wife ten years ago,” replied the undertaker.”I got married again,” the man sobbed.”Oh,” said the undertaker. “Congratulations.”
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally getshimself to the doctor. He says, “How bad is it doc? I’m going on myhoneymoon next week and my fiance is still a virgin in
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, hesays, “No no, no, you’re gripping the club way too hard!””Well, what should I
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness of his penis that before undressing, he snapped off the light. Once he was in bed, he unzipped his pants and handed his member to his bride.”That’s thoughtful, darling,” she cooed, “but we’ll need the light
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill they get married.
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basementof his home and one night he came up and said “Dad lookwhat I made.” So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot ofsoil and instantly