Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.

You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.

You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.

You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.

You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.

You’ve ever used lard in bed.

Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.