R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Category: Practical Jokes
Isn’t it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld inocretcly?OLL! :p
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first in the competetion, when i went to claim mytrophy, my principal kicked me out from hisoffice saying that the trophy goes to theperson who came in the last, because itsSLOW BICYCLE RACE.
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around 8 kms.to my surprise i found my best friend JHON whowas too lazy and never use to take part in anycompetition came first in that race. when he reachedthe finishing line, me and my friends went
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my wife.she saw a cockroach and was screaming. i asked her totake the killing spray and to spray on the cockroach.she took the spray and turned to me and said,”THIS SPRAY IS ONLY TO KILL THE MUSQUITOS,”
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to invent a game.” The second man asks, “What do you have to do?” The first man says, “You have to get a ball in a hole.”The second man asks, “So it’s like billiards?”The first man says,
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them and saw that they had their shirts off and didn’t mind the heat, so he turned up the heat. He went to check on them again and he saw that they were in their boxers and