A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older. “Well,” argued the doctor, “without aphysician mankind could not have survived, so I amsure that mine is the oldest profession.” “No,” said the engineer, “before life beganthere was complete chaos, and it took an engineerto create
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WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congress today announced it would begin releasing completely fabricated documents and videotapes on Monday.Speaker Newt Gingrich addressed the press at the Capitol this morning. “We feel that with the release of all the documents from
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: ‘HELP! HELP!’ When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton. 60% said, ‘Never again!’
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?Dan Quayle. He’s the only one who knows that harass is one word.
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his amazement, he finds a red ring around hispenis. So the next day he goes to his physician and the doctorsays, “I cant figure out what it is. So I’ll give you some medicine, and if it
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was all of Arkansas.