Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in acar together in Kansas. A tornado comes along andwhirls them up into the air and tosses them thousandsof yards away. They all fall into a daze. When they come to and extract themselves from thevehicle, they
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A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the bestcountry in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says,”Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in frontof the White House in Washington D.C.
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control andcrashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash andrushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicianshe buries them. The next
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the night and everything wascovered in snow. He looks down and sees somethingwritten in urine on the lawn it reads”I hope YoU GeT ImPeAcHeD”.Bill calls the FBI and says “Someone has written “Ihope you get impeached” in
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,”Are you ready to order?”Clinton replies, “Yes, I’d like a quickie.””A quickie?!?” the waitress replies. “Sir, given the currentsituation of your personal life I don’t think that is
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room,peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.”There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt: Prepareyourself to be a widow. Your husband will
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.””Sure you could!!” said the political man, “if you could lie as well as I do!”