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Category: Politics
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our country’s new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of the U.S., promise to stop sending usyour old people, we will release your election.
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while working his cattle)a doctor and the old man were discussing Bush’s health care reform ideas. The old man said “Well, ya know, old Bush is a post turtle”.So,
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with along white beard, long white hair and carrying two stonetablets in his arms. He approached the man and asked,”Aren’t you Moses?” But the man wouldn’t listen to himand continued walking.
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON THE LACK OF FOOD IN THE REST OF THEWORLD”No result was achieved, since the following problems were facedduring the survey’s implementation:1. In Western Europe no one knew what is “lack”2. In Africa no one
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and’tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.