Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but they think she may be theyoungest woman to have ever held the Presidency.
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One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?”Really?” the second gay man says, “that’s amazing!”The first gay man says, “yeah we’re lucky, he’s only comingout of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?”Sent by Patrick
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw one sign that said Capitalist Hell, and another that saidSocialist Hell. In front of the Socialist Hell was an incredibly longline, while there was no-one in front of the Capitalist Hell. So theexecutive asked the guard,
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to let one of you go.”Black Employee: “I’m a protected minority.”Female Employee: “And I’m a woman.”Oldest Employee: “Fire me, buster, and I’ll hit you with anage discrimination suit so fast it’ll make your head spin.”…To which they
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to apenis in their countries.The wife of Tony Blair says in England peoplecall it a gentleman, because it stands up whenwomen are entering.The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you callit a patriot, because
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college experiences. Hillary: So have you found dating to be fullflling experience? Chelsea: It’s okay..but i don’t like how the boys sometimes act like real sex hounds. Hillary: Well, uh, have you, uh, actually had sex? Chelsea:
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots support.