Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He’s the stiff one.
Category: Political Jokes
Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore’s life? A: Grade six.
Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don’t you? A: They get elected.
Q: What’s the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver? A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can’t make death any worse than it is.
Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf? A: Depends on how many were photographed.
Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.