A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!” The woman replied, “Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.” “Sure you could!!” said the political man, “if you could lie as well as I do!”
Category: Political Jokes
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Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts.
Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.
Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, “My dad’s way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher’s mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!”
Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee–If No Recovery!
Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.
Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R.