The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news. “Ma,” he shouted, “the results are in. I won the election!” “Honestly?” The
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Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing street interviews about the upcoming presidential primary election. “I’m not voting for any of the candidates,” the first man said. “I don’t know any of them.” “I feel the same way,” the second man said. “Only I know them all.”
Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.” The Republicans say, “That’s OK…We don’t serve you either.
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?” And he replied, “No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with ‘If Elected I promise…’”
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: “I’d like to become the next President of the United States.” The receptionist: “What are you, an idiot?” Redneck: “Why, is it required?”
Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many…. Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he said we could discuss it tonight in a “National Town Meeting.”