Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two – one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out.
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Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. “Well it’s not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of…(blah blah waffle)”
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities. A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one’s knee from jerking. A: None: They can’t remove the
Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They haven’t got a policy on that.
Q: How many MP’s does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it’s done.
Q: How many believable, competent, “just right for the job” presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It’s going to be a dark 4 years, isn’t it?
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.