Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in Chicago on May 18 and charged with sexually assaulting (forced fellatio) a 42-year-old woman. The victim arrived at a police station in the early morning hours clutching, in her hand, testicles that she had just bitten
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Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone is yelling and screaming. One of the President’s cabinet advisors whispers advice into his ear, at which point Bill stands up and throws Hillary out onto the field. The crowd goes deathly silent and the advisor
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his past drug problems.”Dubya,” said his PR guy, “We’ve got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college.””It’s true,” replied Bush, “but it isn’t my fault. My parents were
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time. 3. I’ll finish what Bill started — the interns.4. Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?5. Vote for the GOP, Not OPP. 6. I promise
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father.””That notion is ridiculous!” mocked George Jr. “It doesn’t matter how powerful the man is. He can only
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it