Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.Proof That Jesus Was Irish:1. He never got married.2. He was always telling stories.3.
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1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib. 3. Don’ be callin me for no reason – homey don’ play dat.4. Y’all betta be in church on Sundee. 5. Don’ dis ya mama…an if ya know who
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing I want you to know. There’s a box under my bed, and I don’t want you to look in it until I die.” Hillary agreed to this but, over the years, the curiosity got the better
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They came across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. “I will give each of you one wish. That’s three wishes total,” saidthe genie. The Canadian said, “I’m a farmer, my
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America…… are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.3. Only in America…… do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word “tragedy.” “Well,” one girl replied, “If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden… Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You’re Invited To A Dinner Party At His Secret Afghan Lair, by Alan MeissPoint out the lice in his beard to make him feel self-conscious. Pause for a moment, listen carefully, and say, “Doesn’t that