An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a 10-litre bucket of manure in the other. The Indian says to the bartender, “Me want Lager!”The bartender says, “Sure, Chief, coming right up.” He then serves the Indian atall glass of Tennents Lager. The Indian drinks
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The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmasseason.This isn’t for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation’s capitol.There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road, and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field.The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?”The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.”So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?”Bush says,
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald Ford “My fellow astronauts…”–Vice-President Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at an Apollo 11 anniversary celebration. “Capital punishment is our society’s recognition of the sanctity of human life.”–Orrin Hatch, Senator from Utah, explaining his support of the
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?”Pres says: “You think we’re stupid boy??? We made copies of all the receipts!!”
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a list of skills I want to aquire, butI’ve only come up with one: Lying.