The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman,”cor! I’ve just had my first blow-job and it was great! — I’ll have alarge whiskey please, barman.” The man takes his whiskey and downs it. “Same again?” asks the
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Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John Doe,We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product, TROJAN CONDOMS.Although your general appearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directors feels that your wearing of our product
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a signthat says “put your dick in here, we’ll do what your wife does for you”. Sothe guy puts his dick in there, and they sew a button on it.
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says “you’re kidding..”Girl says “no! I don’t know! Whats a failic symbol???”Doctor pulls his pants and underwear down and says “You see? This is afailic symbol!”Girl says “Oh! Its just like a penis, only smaller”
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. “Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life,” he tells her, by way of poetic concealment.She tells this to her mother, who replies, “Did he say anything about that dead branch they’re hanging on?”