Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island.Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamedof what she was doing.Two weeks after that the two men buried
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“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s broken leg.”Well, doc, 25 years ago …””Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.””Like I was saying…25 years ago, when I first started working on thefarm, that night, right after I’d
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. “don’t worry, ya ,” he said. “I’ll pack
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc says, “Look, I don’t know what kind of cult you’re into orwhat your motives are, but I’m not going to do that sort of operation.” Fred: “Doc, I just want to be castrated, and I’m a
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll hislustful desires rise to a fever pitch.He is just about to put the hard word on her when she says, “I hope you don’tmind
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help me ‘raise my mast’?””No thanks,” she said sweetly. “I heard about you from your ex and she included a ‘small craft’ warning.”
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, “Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?”She said, “Do you like sex?”I said, “Of course I like sex.”She said, “Do you like to travel?”I said, “Yeah, I love to travel.”She said, “Then fuck