One lab mouse to another: I’ve trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don’t know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.
Category: Mouse jokes
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How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !
Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries
What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !
Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there’s a moose on the loose !
Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !
How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !