|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say…”IT’S A GUY THING”Translated:* “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.””CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”Translated:*
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|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You ll be sorry.We need… = I wantIt s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want… = You ll pay for this later. We need to talk… = I
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M SLEEPY.I’m sleepy. I’M TIRED.I’m tired. I’VE GOTTA GO.Get out of the way and stay away until it clears. WHAT’S WRONG?I don’t see why you’re making such a big deal out of this. WHAT’S WRONG?What meaningless self-inflicted
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. What do you do if your boyfriend walks
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an eye on the wood stove.Download: Gettin’ the firewood off the pickup.Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin’.Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin’ too much firewood.Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.Hard Drive: Getting’ home
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do when treatment failsBowel — Letter like A.E.I.O.UCaesarean section — District in RomeCat scan — Searching for kittyCauterize — Made eye contact with herColic — Sheep dogComa — A punctuation markCongenital — FriendlyD&C — Where Washington isDiarrhea