There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which one of them was going to go to God and tell Him that they didn’t need him anymore.One of the scientists volunteered and went to go tell God he was no longer needed.The scientist says to
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A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits. Finally, the owner tells him if he can sell this one green suit he will give him a job.Another employee points out to owner that they have had that suit on the rack for
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out.They took their habits off, tied them together to make a rope, and climbed out the window.After they were safely on the ground and out of the building, a news reporter came over to one
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,”How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.Curious, the husband said, “Who was that?”And his lovely wife replies, “I
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.””Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.””No, mother,” you don’t understand.”I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!