A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me?I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”The woman below replied,
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My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in wet cement.I’m here To fulfill your fondest wishesNow that your husband sleeps with the fishes.Lie down with me — it’s my final offa,Or you’ll be lying wit’ Jimmy Hoffa.I picked up this card from a slim
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men walked into the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.”The clerk asked, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck.He returned shortly and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-four.””All
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s sermon he told them, “If one more person confesses to adultery, I’ll quit!”Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: “fallen.”From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had “fallen.”This satisfied
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter of the alphabet and you give me a word that starts with that letter. Let’s begin. A”All the children raise their hands, but little Johnny was almost coming out of his seat trying to get picked.
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said, “I’d love to be ten again.”On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park, the
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing. And, I never have figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. And, I never yet