Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences.Here’s what he handed in:HONOR ROLL – We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.PLANET –
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A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He turns to bartender and says, “Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress . ..””STOP pal – I don’t allow talk about politics in my bar!” interrupted the bartender.A few minutes later the guy tried again, “People
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to the sky.””No,” the second guy says.”Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!” the first guy says.”Oh,” says the second guy.A couple of minutes later, pointing to a far ridge, the first guy says, “Did you see
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool)They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned themating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted.Bob, the owner, had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last.Just then a man came in coughing and
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with the basics.”So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?”The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying “Ehhhh… 22!”The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.”And can you tell
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,”Seven Points.”His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”The old man replied, “It’s fart football!”A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says -“Touchdown,