An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the
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Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazons.The tribe leader tells them they will be whipped for entering their territory. The tribe chief says to the Candian, “What do you want on your back for your
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,”Who owns the big white horse outside?”The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, “I do. Why?”The cowboy looked at
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).I resolve to work with neglected children — my own.I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.I
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to make tinsel is discouraged.Playing Jingle Bells on a neighbor’s push-button phone during a party is forbidden.(It runs up an incredible long distance bill.)Rental cars are not to be used to go “over the river and through
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that.The teenager tells her “Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.You gotta let your rosebuds show!” and out she goes.The
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and *splat!*… he flattened the cat.Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify