The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Today’s word is “beautiful”. Little Sally, would you please come up here and use “beautiful” in a sentence?”Little Sally walked to the front of
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“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!””What’s come over you?””2 buses, 3 motorbikes and a train.””Doctor Doctor – I feel like a pack of cards!””I’ll deal with you later.””Doctor Doctor – I feel like a needle!””I see your point.””Doctor Doctor – I feel like a pair of curtains!””Pull yourself togerther
As Time Goes By – A Brief History Lesson…3050 B.C. – A Sumerian invents the wheel. Within the week, the idea is stolen and duplicated by other Sumerians, thereby establishing the business ethic for all times.525 B.C. – The first Olympics are held, and prove similar to the modern games,
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.17. You’ve got Windows on your laptop.16. Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave.15. Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.14. Quasimodo needs to
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts!” The barman looks around the sleepy bar, shrugs and hands the guy a bottle of beer.The guy drinks it fast. “Quick! gimme another beer before the trouble starts!”The barman looks at the guy oddly
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.They searched for days and couldn’t find her. So the captain sent the old man home with
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -“Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?”Aghast, the man said, “are you NUTS?, that’s robbery!”The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -“Sir, since you are a bit irate, I’ll sell