A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.Then the Scotsman says, “Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there’s a better one. At MacDougal’s, you buy
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There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle.A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew.They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the crew.They searched the area and met
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola Bottling Group (NYSE PBG) as a power beverage, suitable for use as-is, or a mixer, under the name “Mount and Do.”Pepsi’s proposed ad campaign suggests:”It
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, “Honey, are you feeling all right?””Not really,” the blonde replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backward on the train.””Poor dear,” Mom said. “Why didn’t you ask the person
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. She sleepily sat
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:”A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.”The wife nudges her husband in
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a dept. store and asks -“W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?”The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.The man repeats himself: “W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?”Again, the clerk doesn`t answer him.The guy asks several more