Even more clues you could be a Redneck…You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. You’ve ever been pumping gas and another customer asks you to check his oil.You think the Bud Bowl is real.Your dog goes “oink!”You think the Nutcracker is something you did
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A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.He thought to himself, “Life
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.”An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St.Patrick.”The teacher said, “Sorry Sean, that’s not correct.”Then
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of their body they wanted
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5. Bank manager.A Doctor says to take off your clothes.A Dentist says open wide.A Coal man asks “where do you want it, front or back?”A Decorator says “how do you like it now that it?s up?”A Bank
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader still needs a bell ringer. He posts a sign outside the church and another no-armed man shows up to take the job.The frustrated church leader says, “The last no-armed guy died trying to ring this bell,
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But he wanted to impress his wife, so he took her out for an anniversary dinner and watched the couples around them, following their leads.He observed the couple next to him. The man lifted a sugar shaker