10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.9. Our love will never become cold and hollowUnless, one day, you refuse to swallow.8. I bought this Valentine’s card at the storeIn hopes that, later, you’d be my whore.7. This feels so
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Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.She refuses to let you milk her, saying “Not on the first date.”Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.Your cow gets a silicon implant
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding a horse dressed in a hunting outfit with a rifle over one arm and a hound running along beside him.He dismounts and comes walking into the bar where upon he takes the rifle off his shoulder
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize.Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game, but unfortunately, time had run
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out… a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?””Guilty”, said the man in the dock.At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked a police officer for directions -“Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?”The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for