One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a favour.”Paddy my friend”, he said. “I’m going on holiday for a few weeks an I wanted to know if you could come around a couple a times a day to check up on me elderly ma,
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1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off.2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a convincing accent will do.3) All apartments
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny’s family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny’s parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone – “Get me a coffee, quickly!”The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?A. Yes, but you’ll have an even better chance if he doesn’t wear anything at all.Q. What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant?A. Have sex once a year.Q. What
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi’s Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols … feel free to sing along. And don’t be surprised if our
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we don’t need anyone…” they replied.”You can’t afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone anything anytime!””Well, we have two prospects that no one has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, then