Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and Tips: $50.00A Round of Shots: $34.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100.00Private Dance and Hotel Room: $500.00Sending her on her way without having to cuddle or listen to her:………..PRICELESS!
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Read the 10 to-do instructions and then scroll for the answer – NO CHEATING!1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.2. Form a loose grip.3. Keep your head down.4. Avoid a quick back swing.5. Stay out of the water.6. Try not to hit anyone.7. If you are taking too
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY : I’m broke.BOY : May I hold your hand??GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??BOY : What time was it??GIRL : Say you love me!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit obviously does not want to be there.”Sit, Fluffy!” she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer’s lap, getting water all over him.”I said sit, now there’s a
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,”Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”The trembling monkey says, “You are, mighty lion!Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows,”Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”The terrified
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern brothers and sisters. And we’re here to help…Hah Tu Spek Suthun:BARD – verb. Past tense of the infinitive “to borrow.”Usage: “My brother bard my pickup truck.”JAWJUH – noun. A highly flammable