An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.””Why?” asked somebody from the audience.”I watched my wife’s routine at dinner for years,” the expert explained. “She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often
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PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President Bush and Prime Minister John Chretien of Canada met on Sept. 24th with the Canadian Leader strongly supporting the war on terrorism. Prime Minister Chretien issued the following statement:CANADIANS WILL HELP AMERICA WITH THE WAR ON
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart.When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.Just at that
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the airport and says he’s on his way to The Royal York Hotel.The Cabby heads downtown on his way he passes Queens Park,”What’s that” says the Texan”Oh! That’s Queens Park” says the Cabby, “Its our Provincial Government,
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples and a basket of cookies.She told the students to each take only one treat.Next to the basket of apples was a sign:Take only one, God is watching.As one little boy reached over to take a cookie,
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he saw a creek. He quickly jumped in, clothes and all. When he arrived home completely soaked his dad asked, “Son what happened?””I jumped in that creek down the road.””Why did you do that?””I dunno.”His dad was
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls never go after another girl’s man…Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white cotton panties…Bad girls don’t wear any.Good girls wax their floors…Bad girls wax their bikini lines.Good girls loosen a few buttons