A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.The man also wanted custody of his
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JOKESGALORE NEWS FLASH10 – 29 – 2001:Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in one of the neighborhoods in Cleveland, Ohio.Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained.Police Officials have detained the following terrorists on civil unrest issues:1: Bin Sleepin2:
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and they flatten your homeRun Mr Taliban, we know where you’re hiding,Air force come and they flatten your homeHey USA, USA, USA…Air force come and they flatten you home60ft, 70ft, 80ft craters,Air force come and they flatten
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on Osama bin Laden. Which marks the first time in history there has ever been a bounty on a guy’s head who wears Bounty on his head.”? Jay Leno”We are starting to learn more about Osama bin
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here’s how…An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.As smart as bait.Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash.Doesn’t know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.Elevator
Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but under the circumstances….President Bush has asked that we unite for a common cause.Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tomorrow night at
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.A couple of days later, when the old man had an appointment with the doctor again, the doctor said,