What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn’t believe in retaliation:1. Engage in conversation, and ask if military force is appropriate.2. When he says “No,” ask, “Why not?”3. Wait until he says something to the effect of “Because that would just
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George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W. said, “I hate all the dumb George W. jokes people tell about me.”Wise Old Cheney, feeling sorry for his old boss kid, said sage-like, “Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, “Press bell for night watchman.”She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult to “mark” every website they visit.Can’t help attacking the screen when they hear “You’ve Got Mail.”Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they’re browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.Keep bruising noses trying to catch
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.The bartender thinks “this guy doesn’t know the difference,” so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender I said 12-year old
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host’s three-year-old girl stared at her father’s boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food from staring.The man checked his tie, felt his face for food,
Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?A: It’s his photo ID.Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?A: Nothing – “yet”.Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?A: B-52…F-16…B-1…Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?A: Duck.Q: