You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass and find a car-You consider Denny’s a Fancy Resturant-Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors-Your age is higher than your I.Q.-Your favorite pickup line is “Does this look infected to you?”-You ask your wife wheather
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We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of 3 lawyers for every citizen. We come up with the best reasons to blame others for our own problems. Here’s a small list…If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she’s holding in her
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult a golf pro.When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend – “Hey, why don’t you try this ball.” He draws a green golf ball out of his bag.”Use this one – You can’t lose it!”His friend replies,
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and the next day every kid had something.The teacher asks Wendy: What did you bring?”I brought a Walkman.””And what is it for?””You can listen to music with it!””That’s nice Wendy. What did you bring Kenny?””I brought a
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?””What faux ?””To buy faux diamonds.””What do you need with faux diamonds ?””I have sixteen, but I need faux more.””Okay, why do you need twenty faux diamonds ?””No, just twenty, not twenty-faux .””You CAN’T be faux real ! Besides, I don’t have