01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronouce.03. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.04. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.05. Ahh…I see
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A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.”Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm”?”Because he was conceived during a mighty storm”, she said.Then he asked “Why is my sister named Cornflower”?”Well your father and I were in a cornfield
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com, did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg.Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com.She said
Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself – I’m not hiring that lazy Cajun, so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn’t be able to answer the questions and he’d be able to refuse him the job
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the letters: Dirty RoomEvangelist: When you rearrange the letters: Evil’s AgentDesperation: When you rearrange the letters: A Rope Ends ItThe Morse Code: When you rearrange the letters: Here Come DotsSlot Machines: When you rearrange the letters: Cash
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.”How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!” Washington, slapping Osama in the face.Patrick Henry comes up from behind. “You wanted to end the Americans’ liberty, so they